I have a confession.

I dreamt of sex last night.
NO, I do not dream of sex often since this was my first sex dream EVER.
It freaked me out this morning.

The odd thing is, it did not involve people, it involved two animals. The male, as a white duck. The female, as a black cat.

The white duck is a fashionable. He was wearing a brown plaid shirt and rockin' them jeans the right way [by not saggin, duh!] He was wearing black aviator shades that his eyes and his hair was like a faux hawk. Just imagine this white duck as one of ducks from the Mighty Ducks cartoon. Google it if you have to.

The cat is simple but sexy. There was not much to her 'cause she was just naked like a cat you see in real life except she had on around her a neck a big red bow. Again, there was not much to her.

It was all about this damn white duck.

It did not start off with the sex, it started with a story. To make this long story short, this white duck was in love and in a relationship with another duck but she cheated on him. Being depressed, he did not ever want to fall in love until he saw the cat in a garden one day.When he saw the cat, his eyes literally went into hearts.

And then they went up in a treehouse and had loud obnxious sex, I think. It was seriously like cartoon sex where you see signs like '!@&  ME" in speech bubbles. I really didn't hear anything and I could describe it as sex on a silent film or something.Then I woke up with an odd feeling.

Uh, yea.
I'M WEIRD.
the end.